The University of Cincinnati’s Nippert Stadium may never be home to a national championship-caliber football team, but it makes a perfect canvas for a giant penis. Something tells us coach Tommy Tuberville won’t use this as a recruiting lure.
An aspiring artist took advantage of a heavy dusting of snow on Tuesday to create line art of a giant penis and testicles on the football field at Nippert.
Not satisfied with just a rough outline, the snowflake Matisse added droplets emanating from the head of the snow dong for good measure. Gotta love the detail.
Cincinnati’s next home game is Thursday, Dec. 5 vs. Louisville and Teddy Bridgewater. This could be foreshadowing.
After pic for good, uh, measure:
Nippert as it should be: Penis free pic.twitter.com/0OiZJfN2fI
— Stuart Gilchrist (@StewieGilchrist) November 12, 2013