Harvey Updyke Still In Hospital, Didn’t Die & Still Hates Auburn



Havey Updyke didn’t die last night, according to the Auburn tree poisoner. He had said last night on Facebook that he hoped his ride into the afterlife didn’t happen on his 65th birthday, which just happened to be yesterday.

You’d think such a scare would put life into perspective for the Bama legend. Nope. He was at it again this morning on Facebook where he had a new message for Auburn fans.

Old boy ain’t going down until Nick wins another BCS.

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Harvey Updyke Is In The Hospital; Was He Poisoned?