Bama Fan In ‘Bitch & Moan’ Jersey Goes Nuts At Ole Miss Game

Think college football is life or death at your school? It’s not even close to the life or death Bama fan goes through on a weekly basis.

Imagine you are ‘Bitch & Moan 06’ fan. You bust your ass driving a semi all week and have to look forward to one thing on the weekends: watching Bama kick the shit out of another opponent.

Nope, he could care less about his kids.

Could care less about his wife, especially if she’s his ex-wife.

Bitch and Moan wants rings, bitches. He wants new BCS shirts. He wants new statues. He wants Nick Saban to drop his ass like Benny Hinn saving a crippled senior citizen.

Bitch and Moan wants to bury Ole Miss so bad he can’t stay quiet. He has to lose it. He has to yell at a ref from the upper deck. He has to be a superfan.