How Many Beers: Chelsea Handler


Here’s a shocker: Chelsea Handler is only 38. I was under the impression that Handler was pushing at least 45. So it shocked the shit out of me when I saw these recent photos of the E! bozo paddleboarding in Hawaii and the rack looked like it’s in top form. Those don’t even look implanted.

I knew immediately that you guys would want to play “How many beers.”

Items to keep in mind: Handler used to “date” 50 Cent, David Alan Grier and some dude named AndrĂ© Balazs.

How many beers: 18 beers, plus 2 Jameson’s & ginger.