Sammy Sosa’s Creeper Look Getting Creepier [PHOTO]

When we last saw Sammy Sosa, he was dazzling Panamanian TV with his bright, um, personality. Yesterday, a new photo of Sosa emerged. We have no idea where Sosa was — or why he was photographed — but you can see the results above.

Who can resist those dreamy blue eyes?

Would you call that Cubs’ blue?

Would you let this guy into your house without a stake and some holy water?

So many questions…One Twitter comment on the pic sums things up:

“Sammy Sosa killed ugly, to take his place.”

[H/T: @juliotejada]

Early September:

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