I’ve warned you guys for five days, today is the worst day of college football this season. Your 8 p.m. game on ESPN is Michigan-UConn. Plan the day accordingly.
Has your girlfriend, wife, lesbian lover been bugging you to spend a Saturday with her? This is the one. Take one for the team because you’re going to need some dry powder for LSU-Alabama, LSU-Texas A&M, Oregon-Stanford and maybe even a Clemson game here and there.
In baseball news, the Rays beat Baltimore in 18 innings (see above). Kudos to all those who stuck around.