Truth: if we elected nothing but Oregon cheerleaders to Congress, America would be a much better place. Citizens would certainly pay a hell of a lot more attention to what happens in the House and Senate.
The Oregon cheerleading squad has been all over Washington, D.C. the past few days in advance of the second-ranked Ducks’ game against Virginia on Saturday (3:30 p.m.; ABC/ESPN2). Oregon is a 23-point favorite over the out-manned Cavaliers.
The Oregon cheerleaders also took time to swing by the White House.
Anyone else notice that the unemployment rate ticked down to an almost five-year low of 7.3% this morning? Coincidence? No way; vote Ducks in 2016.