Kobe Bryant Selling Newport Beach Pad For Just $8.6MM [PHOTOS]

Have you been looking for a house with a library that features a shark tank? Been in the market for a Newport Beach dump with an 850 sq. ft. gym? Kobe Bryant would like to make your dreams come true by selling his mansion for $8,600,000.

Mamba paid $1,700,000 for the place in 1997.

According to his Realtor:

In addition, there is a dramatic master suite with sitting room, large marble bathroom and a newly added tremendous finished walk in closet. In addition there is a newly built separate staircase leading to the all new state of the art theater, lobby and wet bar. New interior finishes include limestone and solid walnut flooring, limestone capped staircases, and much more. The resort quality grounds are graced with an extra deep custom pool and spa with water features, lush manicured lawns, fire pit and an outdoor kitchen/ BBQ center!

Walnut flooring? Sold.

Real Highlights Of Kobe’s Newport Beach Dump:

• 4 beds, 5.5 baths

• The driveway is nicer than any floor in your house

• The pool could be bigger

15 miles from Flamingo Showgirls

15 miles from Whole Foods

Asking: $8,600,000

Mortgage: You can’t pay the water bill

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