Ripped Mets Fan Explains Water Bottle Battle On ‘Today Show’

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Our friends at @DailySportsClub sent word this morning that the Today Show had on Ripped Mets Fan to explain why he couldn’t open a water bottle even though his arms look like sequoias.

And then Christopher B. gets on TV and has the lamest excuse I’ve ever heard.

“I think I just had a bad day.”

Seriously, bro? Bad day? The Today Show needs more than this.

That was a total buzzkill.

At least come up with something cute like, “I was faking it hoping a hot chick would ask to help me and then I was going to ask her out on a date to my gym.”

That would’ve sent Lauer into a frenzy.

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