Taiwanese Animate Ryan Braun Ramming Needle Into Neck

*Slow clap*

Did the Taiwanese animators nail the Ryan Braun story or did they nail the story with the part of this video where Braun is ramming what looks like an 8-inch needle into his neck in the Brewers locker room.


And how about the Biogenesis doctor ramming needles into Braun’s and ARod’s asses? Priceless, right?

My favorite part: the Ryan Braun urine sample running away. Can’t stop LOLing. Seriously, the Taiwanese have outdone themselves this time.

Meanwhile, Braun is off on some island having sex with his fiancee Larisa Fraser & lighting cigars with $100 bills. All is right in the world.