Former MLB slugger Jose Canseco would do just about anything you asked him to if it meant holding on to his place in the public eye for another minute. Forget Nik Wallenda: Canseco would Zumba across the Grand Canyon on a wire if it didn’t mean he’d plummet to his death.
But dancing in a tiny blue Speedo in front of his teenage daughter? Yeah, that happened.
As, you can see in the video above, Canseco has no problems busting out his moves in a banana hammock in front of his daughter. It’s not just the dancing that is uncomfortable, but the whole vibe of the moment seems awkward as hell. It’s almost like “Boogie Nights” meets “Who’s The Boss?”
We understand that Canseco’s default mode is self-embarrassment at this point. Maybe the best thing about having an already tarnished legacy is that you can’t do anything to make it worse.
It won’t stop him from trying, though.