How about this Dustin Johnson guy and his “Summer of Poon” campaign? I told you guys two months ago that Johnson, 29, was tuning up for one of the greatest summers in athlete history because he would be parading Paulina Gretzky around the world.
So what did Johnson do for his birthday this weekend? He took Paulina to Germany to drink beer and act German.
Engaged by November -115. Free money.