It’s not like I enjoy bashing the Indianapolis Colts for the the bikini calendar locations they choose. The team does it to themselves. You might remember a couple years ago when the Colts forced their cheerleaders to shoot a calendar on the Ohio River.
Seriously – the girls were posing on driftwood.
Then there was last year when girls were subjected to posing in a completely disgusting creek.
I was holding out hope that management would throw a few bones to the team and let them bus it to Florida. Hell, maybe even fund a trip to Lake Cumberland, Kentucky. Rent a house boat, throw the girls on and do a shoot.
Someone decided the smart decision would be to shoot on Lake Michigan (closest city you’ve heard of – Grand Rapids). Um, does anyone realize how cold Lake Michigan is until mid-July? No? According to NOAA, the water at Holland, MI (where they’re shooting) is 60-63.
Keep in mind, the Colts franchise is valued at $1.06 billion. You can do the math on Jim Irsay’s net worth.
As a bonus, someone thought it would be a good decision to make one of the girls lay on a disgusting boat dock and spray her with water. Notice what the sprayer is wearing. The good news is that today’s temps should rise into the mid-80s. The bad news is that the girls have already been there three days in lower 70s temps.