Avery Johnson Selling Humble 14,000 Sq. Ft. Texas Home – $9 Million


How big is the Spring, Texas house that Avery Johnson is trying to sell for $8,995,000? He can drop a deuce in a different bathroom every day for a week and not drop a deuce in all of his bathrooms. The place is insanely massive at 14,396 sq. ft.

The place is so massive and expensive that Avery paid $82,123 in property taxes on the mansion in 2011. It’s so massive that Avery has a picture of himself and his wife that is as long as a couch hanging in the billiards room and it looks like an 8X10.

It’s massive.

Highlights of Avery Johnson’s Massive Texas House:

• Fountains in the shallow end of his pool

• Pool area looks like it’s straight out of a Crate & Barrel ad

• Multiple pools and a giant hot tub

18 miles from Houston Dolls Cabaret

9 miles to Whole Foods

Asking: $8,995,000

Mortgage (est.): $34,000/mo.