How Long Till Gronk Gets Tim Tebow Laid?

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Per ESPN’s Ed Werder, the player with the most haters is going to the team that everyone loves to hate. Tim Tebow is expected to sign with the New England Patriots and be in minicamp on Tuesday.

Team BC can’t wait for Gronk to take Tebow out and get him laid. We’ll bet his v-card doesn’t make it through Labor Day.

We’re not sure how Tom Brady feels about this, though. Somebody get Tommy Terrific on Twitter.

This is Tom Brady learning that the Patriots are signing Tebow

— Mike Hayes (@michaelhayes) June 10, 2013