The Phillies just wrapped up a 6-1 pasting of the terrible Marlins at Citizens Bank Park on Wednesday afternoon. Domonic Brown jacked his 18th homer, and all of the half-drunk Phillies fans celebrated the team getting to .500 for the first time since April 14. This team is going to stay just competitive enough to not be a “seller” at the trade deadline.
One Phils fan was prepared for the sunny day at the park. She wore a hat, sunglasses (the kind you wear in case of a nuclear blast) and sunblock, which she applied like some sort of hybrid between a clown and meth addict. Good look, honey. Somebody get this lady to the Dolphin Tavern for post-game dancing.
Are you supposed to put sunblock ON your lips like this Phillies fan? vine.co/v/b33ZQKdWH2z
— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) June 5, 2013