Maybe RG3’s future wife didn’t read what we wrote on the wedding gift card for the corn peeler and napkin that was sent to the lovely couple a couple weeks ago.
You might remember that we let our Twitter followers come up with the perfect message for the gift card.
This was on the card:
Hope you got a prenup. Here’s to hoping your wife has better knees than you. Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty. We couldn’t afford a new FedEx playing surface, so this will have to do.
As you can see above, Robert’s wife was overwhelmed by our generosity and couldn’t thank us enough for the $12 gifts. I’ll assume she didn’t read the gift card.