Can a white guy from Ohio get a ROOOOOLLLLLL TIIIIDDDDDE? Thank you.
Our old friend Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) sent word today that he was scouring AL.com, Alabama‘s premiere destination for everything Bama football and Bama arrests, when he came across the story of Kayla Earl.
It seems this 19-year-old aspiring bikini model tried to pull a quick one on Alabama police that ultimately backfired.
This one is a little complicated, so we’ll leave it to AL.com:
Pleasant Grove police today charged 19-year-old Kayla B. Earl with False Reporting to Law Enforcement. The crime is a misdemeanor.
Investigators said Earl, of Hueytown, was trying to lure back her estranged boyfriend with sympathy when she told lawmen she was attacked in a Pleasant Grove cemetery. A Jefferson County sheriff’s deputy on patrol spotted the woman about 5 a.m. in the dirt just off the road near Five Acre Road. She appeared unconscious.
She told detectives she was visiting a friend’s gravesite at the cemetery when a man came up from behind her and put a bag over her head.
Kayla eventually caved and admitted she suffocated herself. Blah, blah, blah.
Thankfully she was wearing an Alabama 2011 national champions t-shirt during the booking process because that’s what caught Bunkie’s eye and led to him Googling her name.
That’s when it was learned that she has a Model Mayhem thing going on.
Roll Tide, homegirl.