Bama Fan & Aspiring Model Kayla Earl Faked Being Assaulted In Cemetary

Can a white guy from Ohio get a ROOOOOLLLLLL TIIIIDDDDDE? Thank you.

Our old friend Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) sent word today that he was scouring, Alabama‘s premiere destination for everything Bama football and Bama arrests, when he came across the story of Kayla Earl.

It seems this 19-year-old aspiring bikini model tried to pull a quick one on Alabama police that ultimately backfired.

This one is a little complicated, so we’ll leave it to

Pleasant Grove police today charged 19-year-old Kayla B. Earl with False Reporting to Law Enforcement. The crime is a misdemeanor.

Investigators said Earl, of Hueytown, was trying to lure back her estranged boyfriend with sympathy when she told lawmen she was attacked in a Pleasant Grove cemetery. A Jefferson County sheriff’s deputy on patrol spotted the woman about 5 a.m. in the dirt just off the road near Five Acre Road. She appeared unconscious.

She told detectives she was visiting a friend’s gravesite at the cemetery when a man came up from behind her and put a bag over her head.

Kayla eventually caved and admitted she suffocated herself. Blah, blah, blah.

Thankfully she was wearing an Alabama 2011 national champions t-shirt during the booking process because that’s what caught Bunkie’s eye and led to him Googling her name.

That’s when it was learned that she has a Model Mayhem thing going on.

Roll Tide, homegirl.

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