Police are hunting this punk Tennessee Vols and Atlanta Braves fan for robbing a Woodstock, GA Regions Bank this morning.
A man entered the bank and presented the teller with a note demanding money. The teller gave the man an undisclosed amount of money, and he fled.
Let’s be honest, he fled but that’s using “fled” like he started running. Tubby wasn’t exactly running anywhere (see the fleeing photo below). As for the description, cops nailed the Atlanta Braves messenger bag, but whiffed on the Vols hat. That’s definitely a Vols hat.
Woodstock is 100 miles from Chattanooga, which is on the state line. This moron could’ve stopped in Woodstock and headed back to Rocky Top or it’s completely possible he’s living amongst Georgia fans.
This case should be easily solved by Friday.
Are you afraid to turn in Tubby Tennessee Fan because he threatened to break your legs? We’re not scared of fat boy. We’ll split the reward money.