Ben Howland Selling L.A. House With Purple Carpet In Theater – $1.9 Million

Ben Howland was fired from his UCLA job in March and now his Los Angeles house is on the market for $1.9 million. Have you been jonesing for a move-in ready place with purple carpet in the theater and a small swimming pool? This is your place.

According to his Realtor:

Prestigious guard gated Bel Air Crest! Set on a cul de sac, is this beautiful Canyon home boasting upgrades and quality features throughout. Among the homes many interior appointments are marble and wood floors, fresh paint, designer draperies and more. The lower level provides two bedrooms and a striking high quality home theater! The upper level boasts a fantastic master suite in addition to two secondary bedrooms. An elevator connects all three levels. The backyard is awesome! There is a cust om pebble tech pool and spa and a tremendous newer covered patio and barbecue center. Hurry, this is a great one!

I’ll be honest, I’m not blown away by this pool. If I’m dropping $1.9 bones on a Bel Air Crest pad, the place better at least have a rock slide. I’d be embarrassed to shoot a rap video at Howland’s house. Weak pool, bro.

Highlights of Ben Howland’s Dump:

• 5 bed, 4 bath

• 4700 sq. ft.

• Very nice jet tub in the master; perfect location to soak after being fired from UCLA

7 miles from D.C. Strippers

4.2 miles to Whole Foods

Asking: $1.9 million

Mortgage: $10,000 before upkeep on the theater and a pool boy

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