You see those kids in the front row at the Jacksonville Breeze vs. Atlanta Steam Lingerie Football Game played over the weekend? You see the smile on their face? Yeah, they just watched, and recorded, the best halftime show of their lives.
You see tubby on his back? He won some sort of dance competition and was rewarded with the opportunity to try to tackle a member of the Breeze. Every fat guy’s dream, right? Of course. So Tubby just had to catch Breeze Girl, cop a feel and he’d win a t-shirt.
The only issue? Catching Ms. Breeze.
As for the game, Jacksonville won the 2013 opener, 48-0.