If you’re going to pick your nose, be like Washington Capitals Steve Oleksy and jam your finger way in there for some gold. Could Steve ram that finger in any deeper? No. Could Steve give even more effort to pick that booger? No, he’s giving 110%.
In case you care, the Caps beat the Sabres, 5-3.
Meanwhile, over on ESPN, they were busy f–king up the March Madness coverage.
Even the closed captioning editor was all f–ked up.
And more logo issues!
Odds & Ends:
Red Sox sideline reporter Jenny Dell’s St. Patrick’s dress.
Finally, a boring start to the week from the NY Post unless you want to fill out a bracket on newsprint.