And here I figured Maria Sharapova didn’t play games like hide the pickle. You learn something everyday at this job. She writes on Facebook: “The little tree that needs some ornaments…going for a white and silver theme this year.” What tree?
Seriously, you think Sharapova (6-foot-2) didn’t specifically wear the black Spandex because this photo would end up on Facebook? Of course she did. And she knew you guys could care less about her Christmas tree. It’s like Paulina Gretzky taking a photo of her Christmas tree. Do you care about the tree or what Gretzky is wearing – LOOK.
This is by far the luckiest dead Christmas tree of 2012 right here. If you’re going to give your tree life to Christmas, at least go out being dead in Sharapova’s living room instead of some fat, ugly slop in Muncie, Indiana.