Well-Groomed Phoenix Suns Fan Wants All The Money Up In This Philly Bank

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Investigators with the Philadelphia Police Department and the FBI are searching for the man who walked into a Beneficial Bank demanding cash Monday.

Investigators say the bank robbery happened at 1:30 p.m. at the Beneficial Bank on the 800 block of Allegheny Avenue.

The man walked into the bank and handed the teller a note demanding money, according to investigators.

The man then walked out of the bank and left the area on foot.

Going out on a limb and saying this guy is active on Twitter, has a Facebook page he doesn’t update and clubs at least on Thursday nights. He’s also impressed by the three-game winning streak the Suns have put together.

He used to think Steve Nash was the best white point guard in the league and still thinks that Goran Dragic makes way too much money.

Your move, Philly. Get some Christmas cash from the FBI.

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