Yesterday on First Take, notorious idiot Rob Parker raised an interesting question about Robert Griffin III: Is he a brother or a cornball brother? Well, the internet went nuts and it was announced today that Parker would be suspended indefinitely by ESPN.
Although there’s not much else to be said about the suspension, we did stumble across this gem over at Boxden. Known as ‘The Rob Parker Scale of Blackness’, this chart is a way to determine whether or not someone is, in fact, a cornball brother.
We can now once and for all settle the great debate we had on Twitter yesterday about which black athlete is whiter than RGIII. Put them up against The Rob Parker Scale of Blackness and we can finally get to the bottom of this.