This is exactly how my ass will be dancing tonight when I win the $500 million Powerball drawing. You see how the Baylor Khaki Mafia is breaking shit down? Yeah, that’s me – naked – in the street when I can leave the Internet for good and go hide in a $10 million bunker in the Colorado mountains.
Don’t bother looking for me. You grubby bastards aren’t getting a penny.
(Baylor Khaki Mafia was doing his thing to House of Pain at the Kansas State game. Shake that ass, homeboy.)