Chicago Cops Say Cubs Fan Won’t Stop Robbing Banks [Cuff ‘Em]


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Monday about 10:45 a.m., a man entered Popular Community Bank at 7181 W. Irving Park Rd. around 10:45 a.m. and handed the teller a note that read: “Hand over the money.” He also told her not to include a GPS device or a dye pack, police said.

The teller tried to slip in a GPS anyway, but he saw it and ordered the teller to take it out, which she did, police said.

The robber was described as a white man between the ages of 30 and 36 and about 6 feet 2 inches tall. He was  wearing a blue cap with an unknown emblem, and a dark blue hooded sweatshirt, police said.

The fuzz says this robbery was the work of the Cubs fan they were looking for in an October robbery.

A quick hypothetical profile of this guy from BC profilers:

• Waxes poetic about the Ryne Sandberg days

• Calls Andre Dawson “The Hawk”

• Hates Cubs ownership

• Has never forgiven Steve Bartman

Go get his ass. One of you knows him.

[via Chicago Tribune]

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