And here we figured Kris Humphries would be Kanye and find a chick to be his Kardashian. Oh, well. Instead, we get Kris as Kenny Powers at some sausage-fest with his boys.
As Kenny likes to say:
“I’m sick and tired of carrying all the weight, the coaches and owners not giving me the shit I need to win. Atlanta, you’re fucking out. Kenny Powers is now a free agent. Let’s buy the bar and get shitfaced. Get me paid, bitch!”
[via Kris Humphries Instagram]