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NFL Network Says Steven Jackson & His Groin Played Last Night [Morning Twitpic]

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We’ll trust that Stacey Dales asked Steven Jackson if he would play with that injured groin. Anyway, how does Dales still have a football reporting job? Blah, blah, blah. Groin. Play.

Just as we suspected, the Arizona Cardinals were complete frauds. A 17-3 loss to the Rams proved our theory to be completely true. 45 rushing yards from the Cardinals speaks for itself. The Rams had 9 sacks. Shall I go on?

In Vegas news, the MGM is designing special hangover rooms where the showers will be infused with Vitamin C. Take a bottle of vodka in with you and make a Screwdriver while you sud-up.

Let’s get rolling!

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