Finally, a giant f-you to those on the West Coast who think it’s funny that our asses have to stay up until midnight for the end of Nebraska-Ohio State. Thanks, ESPN intern.
In other sports news, who watched ESPN’s 30 for 30 ‘Broke’ documentary? Sad shit, right? Doesn’t get any worse than Bernie Kosar being so broke he couldn’t afford to keep his daughter out of porn. That’s broke. Then there’s crack addict Keith McCants and his trips to jail.
Let’s get rolling!