You know who nearly died during yesterday’s Broncos-49ers game? This security guard taking a David Akers laser to the left shoulder blade. Even Joe Buck was concerned for Security Bro, thinking he was concussed from a shot to the melon. Replay shows it was a shoulder shot, though. You put Akers’ left leg in the thin air and he’s bouncing shots off people standing 10 feet behind the end zone.
Thankfully Security Bro will survive and hopefully work a full season.