Reds Fan Wants All The Green Up In This Texas Walmart Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

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Pasadena Police responded to a call at 9:47 am Wednesday morning to the Woodforest bank which is located inside the Wal-Mart store located at 5200 Fairmont Parkway. The caller advised the dispatcher that a bank robbery had just occurred at the bank.

When officers arrived, they were advised that the suspect approached the bank counter and forced the clerks into the back room and demanded the keys to the vault. A clerk was forced to open the vault and was ordered to put the money into bags which the suspect had brought with him. After the clerk gave the suspect the money, he told the employees to get on the floor and he left the bank.

Rate This Robbery:

Costume: B-

Smarter move would’ve been an Astros hat to mix back into society, right?

Brass Balls: A

Bro pulls a vault heist at a bank inside a Walmart. That takes time and guts that a rent-a-cop isn’t waiting to pop a cap in your ass.

Intangibles: A

Bringing your own moneybag is expert level sh*t.