Drunk White Sox Fan Spanking His Ass To Lady Gaga Classic, ‘Edge Of Glory’ [VIDEO]

Imagine working the sh*tty mercantile exchange all day trying to keep track of hog prices and answering calls from your annoying wife about your mother-in-law wanting to get together for a family dinner on Saturday night. Yeah, f**k that, right? So you and the boys decide to totally skip dinner at home to catch a White Sox game.

‘Andy’ decides to tie one on and eventually spank his ass to Lady Gaga during a pitching change.

This is your life, 42-year-old bros.

Please tell us you know ‘Andy.’ Tell us he’s married, hates his job, bitches about Obama on Facebook, hates the Cubs and prefers watching ‘Baseball Tonight’ to sex with his annoying wife.