Bartolo Colon Suspended 50-Games For Failing Drug Test, Will Destroy Chinese Buffet

Per Jon Heyman of CBS: “Sources: Bartolo Colon fails drug test. subject to 50-game ban.” Shockingly, Jon’s sources were correct and the A’s, in a wild card race, just lost Stephen Strasburg  Colon (10-9, 3.43 ERA)for the season. What was the drug? Testosterone. How exactly was it helping Bartolo? Giving extra power to his third chin?

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