You want to know what’s driving guys on Twitter crazy tonight? Lack of sex and backwards Nike swooshes on NFL jerseys. You see Mike Vick’s right shoulder while trainers check his busted thumb? That’s the backwards swoosh. Guys are totally out of their minds analyzing what the backwards swoosh means to humanity.
Meanwhile, little kids this evening are going to bed hungry. Is this how shallow NFL fans are? Swooshes?
Yes, and I love it. Love these crazy bastards.
Thanks to @RealGrit for the Aaron Rodgers screengrab.