You mean I can’t get a bottle of water into a ballpark but this asshole can sneak a horse head mask by security? And how exactly does that happen? Into the Lexus luxury seats, to boot! (via @_JakeRussell)
The big Olympic news this morning? An Aussie rower got bombed last night, damaged a shop, was taken to police HQ, hit his head and eventually went to the hospital. As for TV, you get Lochte & men’s basketball.
Let’s get rolling!