Browns Fan Selling Short Bus With Eric Metcalf Seat Cover; $4K [PHOTOS]

It’s that time of year when you football fans start assessing the upcoming season’s tailgating, ticket situation, schedule, NFL Ticket pricing & other small details. Busted Coverage editors will hopefully ease that pain over the next 30 days via our “Your Football Loving Ass Needs This” report. Been in the market for a new tailgating ride? Looking for cheap tickets to a SEC game in October? Want to buy a new beer bong? We’re here for you.

Are you a Browns fan looking for an entry-level tailgating ride to park in the Muni lot? Kinda trying to not spend a fortune on a bus that your buddies will be puking in? This short bus is perfect for 2012.

Via eBay:

• 1986 GMC Vandura 3500

• 5.7 V8 Gas Engine

• Orange Couch inside is included with purchase!

• COGA PA system installed

The key to this ride is that it’s ready to go for preseason games. It’s not perfect. There’s no fridge. No toilet. No real storage for coolers, tent, kegs, stripper pole, etc.

But, your ass is ready to go tomorrow. The asking price – $4,000 – is high. Offer $2100, take it home for $2400 and rip out the curtains.

[Buy This Cleveland Browns Tailgating Short Bus]