Austrian beach volleballer sisters Stefanie and Doris Schwaiger are next up (Wed., 11 p.m. London) for Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh-Jennings in Olympic group play. Of course this one should be a blowout, but if Monday night’s May-Walsh match against the Czech Republic is any indication, you morons are instantly attracted to the U.S. opponents.
The Schwaiger’s might not be even close to Market Slukova, but they’re decent.
The sisters are in a must-win situation, which is a horrible position since May-Walsh have never lost in the Olympics and have won 32 consecutive sets.
In other words, Doris and Stefanie are about to become fodder for NBC’s primetime coverage. Sorry, ladies.
[May-Walsh vs. Schwaiger-Schwaiger | Wednesday, NBC | Tape delay; 8 p.m.]
Doris Schwaiger | Height: 5′ 7″ | Weight: 128 | Age: 27
Stefanie Schwaiger | Height: 6′ 0″ | Weight: 154 | Age: 25