You might recognize Ms. Takeshita from our 18 Best Porn Names at the 2012 Olympics. As for Scozzoli, he amused the Australian media last night in London with his stingray shoulders. The guy was supposed to win gold in the 100m breaststroke. Instead, his fins weren’t good enough to get a medal. Such a disappointment, Fabio.
What’s on the Olympics schedule today? You get more Michael Phelps & women’s basketball.
Let’s get rolling!