Which Education System Will Claim This Bengals’ Fan?

Bigger moron: the kid for not throwing this sign in the Ohio River or his English professor father? This isn’t a Photoshop job. That sign at today’s Bengals practice, according to the guys @CBSSportsNFLCIN. Do you guys know how much it pains me, as a Bengals fan, to run this photo? It hurts, bad. Please let the moron father be from Kentucky.

Let his double-wide trailer be parked in Erlanger. It’ll make the pain a little more bearable.