Mike Francesa Hamptons House On Market For Four Years; Now $2.95M [PHOTOS]

Poor Mike Francesa. The guy just can’t catch a break in the real estate market. He bought this Long Island summer home back in 2006 at the height of the housing bubble (paid $3.5M) and has spent the last four years trying to find someone to buy the money pit. He’s now down to a $2.95M asking price after not changing his number for two years.

Bonus: you get to see where Mike takes long baths.

According to his Corcoran realtor:

The picture of elegance, this stately home on 1.30 secluded acres offers the ultimate countryside comfort at an excellent value in todays Hamptons luxury market. From the gracious foyer with soaring ceilings to the immaculate living space and custom architectural millwork throughout, this Remsenburg treasure was made for grand living and entertaining. Enjoy spaciousness galore with a living room with fireplace, gourmet kitchen and breakfast area, enclosed sunroom, laundry and mud room, 2 master suites (1 per level), 2 guest bedroom suites, guest wing with 2 bedrooms and large part-finished basement.

It’s estimated that Francesa makes around $5 million a year at WFAN.

Highlights of Mike Francesa’s Hamptons Summer Pad

• 7 bed, 7 baths

• 7,400 sq. ft.

• 22X46 Ft Gunite Pool

• A family room with a TV over the fireplace because it’s great for your neck!

31 miles to nearest Whole Foods

21 miles to Forbidden Fruit strip club

Asking: $2.95M

Mortgage: $10,600 before taxes, pool boy, lawn service and maid service. Figure on $12,500/mo.

[Buy Mike Francesa’s Hamptons House – Zillow]

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