Of course we’re excited over the news of Pete Rose and his girlfriend Kiana Kim getting a reality show on TLC. It’s like sports’ version of Ice T & Coco T. Tell me you’re not excited to see how Pete manages a life with an Asian chick with giant boobs and personality. That’s the show right there. Week after week. Don’t forget that Pete is 71-years-old. We expect multiple TVs showing sulky horse racing & the MLB package.
With a working title of Pete Rose and Kiana Kim Family Project, the show will follow the 71-year-old Rose and his thirtysomething model fiancée Kiana Kim (who has posed for Playboy) through their daily lives as they try to blend their families. There are some challenges along the way. A few family members are apprehensive about the relationship. And while Rose is based in Las Vegas (where he signs baseball memorabilia) or is on the road making public appearances, Kim and her two children live in Los Angeles. “She’s got younger kids and I’ve got [four adult] kids, and we go through the same things everybody else does: taking the braces off, making sure they get their education and they go to basketball practice or acting class,” Rose tells EW, adding: “It’s not going to be classless — like it seems like a lot of reality shows aren’t really reality, but our reality show is going to be funny, entertaining, and real.”
Don’t worry, fellas, there will be a segment where Kiana gets breast reduction and a family trip to Cooperstown.
Um, totally in on this show if Pete signs the breast implant that’s pulled out of his girlfriend and then has it auctioned off on eBay. That’s entertainment, folks.