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Pats’ Owner Bob Kraft On Girlfriend’s Audition Tape: “F*ck You, Pussy” [VIDEO]

Thanks to Pete in Syracuse for sending us video of Patriots owner Bob Kraft starring in a weird audition tape with his girlfriend, Ricki Noel Lander. Yes, she’s Bob’s rebound poon after he lost his wife, Myra, to ovarian cancer. The big highlight of this insane piece of cinematic greatness has to be Bob using the line “F*ck you, pussy” as he punches some other actor. 

Not to be a dick, but Bob’s chick could stand to munch on a few burgers and Cokes.

Posted: Last night

Premise of Video: Kraft shows off his acting chops while Ricki auditions for Mary Elena (or whatever she just said). We think Bob is acting as a dude who just got a lap dance. That’s what it seems like.

Climax of Video: “F*ck you, pussy!”

Conclusion: And here we thought the alleged Jim Irsay naked scandal was the biggest NFL owner news of the week. Hardly.

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