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40 Reasons You Should Apply For Clevelander Bar Pool Boy Job

You losers always cry about your shitty jobs, miserable lives and how you hate being unemployed because chicks don’t like unemployed losers. Do you live in Miami? Even remotely close? Are you remotely in shape? Have a sense of humor? Enjoy bodypainted chicks? Our friends at The Clevelander Bar have the perfect job opening. They’re seriously hiring a pool boy for the Marlins Park pool. 

What are the exact job duties? You’ll probably be in bodypaint, fist pumping, delivering drinks to chicks in town for a convention, etc.

Benefits: Highly likely you’ll be able to slam a few drinks while on the job.

Send resumes to: PoolBoy@Clevelander.com

*Seriously, this is for real.


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