Florida Bro Threatens To Kick Some Ass After Dropping A Deuce [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A 54-year-old man was arrested after sheriff’s investigators say he threatened to kick a neighbor’s buttocks after moving his bowels. “When I get done taking a (poop), I am going to kick your (expletive) (buttocks),” Gernot is quoted as telling a 40-year-old neighbor. The neighbor said he got upset and told Gernot to cease speaking to his mother in such a way. He said Gernot threatened him, and he threatened Gernot in return.

Yes, it’s a slow sports arrest day.