Matt Cain Perfect Game-Used $8 Bleacher Tickets Selling For $125 On eBay

We continue to not be impressed by the Matt Cain perfect game. However, it’s understandable that baseball dorks would be impressed by a power pitcher dominating a AAA lineup. Nope, it’ll be impossible to walk into a bar for 30 years without some hippie bro saying he was at Pac Bell last night.

For those of you who want to professionally act like you were in attendance, go to eBay right now and drop $125 on an $8 ticket stub.