Of course we heard this morning about Gronk on Saturday lighting up some club in Boston called Royale. At this point, would it be irresponsible for us to consider hiring a Gronk/Team Jizz Blaster editor? Ladies can’t get enough of him and guys want to be him. He walks onto the stage at Royale and the seas part. You get a 1.5 song fist pumping set before security pulls Gronk aside because he’s shirtless.
I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah…
This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,
It’s Redfoo with the big afro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow
Posted: June 10, 2012
Premise of Video: You get the picture. The guy goes out on 6/9 and wants to party. He now has multiple millions, fans around the world and abs that drive women crazy. Time to rip off the cotton t-shirt, ladies!
Climax of Video: The fun gets started around the 1:00 mark. The video might cause a seizure so if you’re prone to seizures, don’t watch it.
Conclusion: How close is Gronk to a sexual harassment suit? It only takes one dumb blonde to hear on Facebook that Gronk is now a very, very rich meathead. Ladies, don’t be stupid and bring up retarded charges on this guy. You ruin our gravy train and there will be hell to pay.
As a bonus this evening, here is Gronk earlier in the night singing karaoke at Zoltan Mesko’s charity fundraiser.