Ho-Hum, Now Video Of A Shirtless Gronk Making Girls Scream At Royale In Boston


Of course we heard this morning about Gronk on Saturday lighting up some club in Boston called Royale. At this point, would it be irresponsible for us to consider hiring a Gronk/Team Jizz Blaster editor? Ladies can’t get enough of him and guys want to be him. He walks onto the stage at Royale and the seas part. You get a 1.5 song fist pumping set before security pulls Gronk aside because he’s shirtless.

I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah…

This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,

It’s Redfoo with the big afro

And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow

Posted: June 10, 2012

Premise of Video: You get the picture. The guy goes out on 6/9 and wants to party. He now has multiple millions, fans around the world and abs that drive women crazy. Time to rip off the cotton t-shirt, ladies!

Climax of Video: The fun gets started around the 1:00 mark. The video might cause a seizure so if you’re prone to seizures, don’t watch it.

Conclusion: How close is Gronk to a sexual harassment suit? It only takes one dumb blonde to hear on Facebook that Gronk is now a very, very rich meathead. Ladies, don’t be stupid and bring up retarded charges on this guy. You ruin our gravy train and there will be hell to pay.

As a bonus this evening, here is Gronk earlier in the night singing karaoke at Zoltan Mesko’s charity fundraiser.

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