Look, at this point it’s useless to watch the Stanley Cup finals because the L.A. Kings haven’t lost in like two months, the goalie is out of his mind right now and the team has a 3-0 lead on the shell shocked Devils. In other words, it’s time to analyze the Kings shirt that Alyssa Milano wore to Game 3. Normally we’d have at least 15 guys harassing us on Twitter about Milano’s rack on NBC Sports. Only one guy – Trevor in Vegas – even bothered.
“Where is the Milano screencap,” he asked. Of course I had no idea what the hell he was talking about. “Word has it she was rocking a shirt fit for a 12 year-old at the Kings game last night,” he wrote.
One thing led to another and we found exactly two shots of Milano’s 12-year-old shirt. Our initial reaction was that the shirt was indeed the smallest she could find. It does have the new-ish logo. Probably purchased from the kids department.
HOLY SHIT, IS SHE WEARING A BRA WITH THAT SHIRT? IT SURE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE IT! AND THIS ISN’T ON NHL.COM? WTF? DOES NBC WANT TO DRIVE RATINGS OR CONTINUE TO GET THEIR ASSES HANDED TO THEM BY COLLEGE BASEBALL ON ESPNU?
We’re detecting nip but not about to tell her we’re detecting nip. She’s kinda moody, even up 3-0. Might be time to turn up the heat inside the Forum or whatever they call that arena these days.