You Can Buy Steve McNair’s McMansion In Tennessee For $1.995 Million! [PHOTOS]

Do you collect houses of famous dead athletes? Did you miss out on Babe Ruth’s house, yet are still in the market for an insane dead athlete pad? Steve McNair’s widow has just the place for you. She’s only been trying to unload it since the former Titans QB 20-year-old mistress killed him & herself back in 2009. Purchased for $1.6 million in 2004, Steve’s widow is just trying to practically break even on this one.

As an aspiring realtor, let me tell you to ignore the McNair portraits hanging throughout the house. Remember, it’s nothing that paint or a moving truck can’t take care of. Just focus on the structure (solid), the pool (ready for a bikini party) and the great kitchen (oh, granite!).

The realtor from Fridrich & Clark reports:

Outstanding home in one of Nashville’s premier neighborhoods. Over 14K sq ft! This luxurious home has all the amenities you could want- 9 bdrms, 9 baths,media room, library, gym, in-law suite, pool, spa and putting green! Recent appraisal exceeded $2.2M!

Also, remember that the murder-suicide didn’t happen inside this house so there shouldn’t be mistress ghosts causing havoc for your kids.

Highlights of Steve McNair’s Forever House:

• 9 bed, 9.5 baths

• 14,000 sq. ft.!

• A professional theater room

• 1.33 acres of land!

• 5-car garage

4 miles to Gabrielle’s Vip Club

1.1 miles to Whole Foods

Asking: Let’s just call it $2,000,000

Mortgage: $7,300 per mo. before pesky taxes, a pool boy and gardeners. Figure $10,500 per.

[Buy Steve McNair’s Nashville Mansion – Fridrich & Clark]  [Curbed]