Could Jordan Carver Possibly Play Soccer Without Killing Someone? [PHOTOS]

As you know by know, pinup model Jordan Carver is a woman who will model pretty much anything as long as her giant fake boobs are flopped out in the photos. We’ve even seen a gallery where she’s jerking around with eggs and Chef Boyardee. Usually these scenes are logical moments in life where the cleav-bombs make sense. Today, however, we get this set of soccer pics. Seriously, worst possible sport for this chick.

Somebody is going to get killed. One cleat to an implant and someone is going to get blasted. Those are like cannons just waiting for the wick to be lit.

We’ll just be over here waiting.

[Official Jordan Carver]